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Comedy and Loathing in San FranciscoThirty seconds after writing my name on last night’s open mic list, I scratched it off. I can’t go…View Post

Comedy and Loathing in San Francisco

Thirty seconds after writing my name on last night’s open mic list, I scratched it off. I can’t go…

03/7/13

How I got a Handicapped Woman to Touch my Penis
I had a cyst on my penis.
Well, it depends on who you ask. I consider that part of my body to be…View Post

How I got a Handicapped Woman to Touch my Penis

I had a cyst on my penis.

Well, it depends on who you ask. I consider that part of my body to be…

03/6/13

A Mom’s Guide to the Oscar Best PicturesThe 2013 Oscars are over and the nominees are beginning to be released for the masses on DVD,…View Post

A Mom’s Guide to the Oscar Best Pictures

The 2013 Oscars are over and the nominees are beginning to be released for the masses on DVD,…

02/26/13

When a Taxi Driver says you’re Jewish, then gets pulled overSo I’m heading to Hollywood, California for a work thing. Ordered a car service to the airport…View Post

When a Taxi Driver says you’re Jewish, then gets pulled over

So I’m heading to Hollywood, California for a work thing. Ordered a car service to the airport…

01/28/13

Do Canadians have their own sense of humor?
Per capita, Canada is funniest country in the world. Sure, there may be more funny people in the…View Postshared via WordPress.com

Do Canadians have their own sense of humor?

Per capita, Canada is funniest country in the world. Sure, there may be more funny people in the…

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12/23/12

VIDEO: Jesus Growing Up Rich

My only Christmas bit. Wrote this a couple years ago. One of my few old jokes I’m still happy with.

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12/21/12

Top 50 Electropop, Dreampop, and Indie Tracks of 2012

Electropop, dreampop, indiepop, dancepop, cheesepop, synthpop, 80′s revival, new new wave, new new romantics, electric music for adults, music that sounds great with a glass of wine on a couch in a loft…this is what I’m into, and 2012 was a great year for…

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12/19/12

Just testing…

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12/10/12

Hilarious. And it includes Jill Taley!

11/28/12

Chevy Chase brings back Christmas Vacation for Old Navy vacation

11/26/12

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